Comedy Club Menu

Comedy club menu is available every Friday & Saturday during the show

Limited menu inside the club

Chips & Dip

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Light Eats

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Basket Meals

  • Fish & Chips $14

Beer-battered cod with tartar sauce & lemon

  • New Mexico Smash Burger $17

½ lb patty, bacon, cheddar, green chile, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle

  • Chicken Tenders $11

Served with ranch dressing

  • Smash Burger $15

½ lb patty, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle

Desserts

  • Key Lime Pie $8
  • Cheesecake $8

Topped with strawberry sauce or New Mexico-inspired red chile chocolate drizzle & topped with candied pecans

  • Churros $8

Served with caramel and chocolate dipping sauces

Drinks

  • Domestic Beer $5
  • Bud Light Aluminum Bottles
  • Michelob Ultra Aluminum Bottles
  • Coors Light Can
  • Miller Lite Can
  • Mixed Drinks $9
  • Jack & Coke
  • Bourbon & Sprite
  • Vodka Cranberry
  • Vodka Tonic
  • Rum & Coke
  • Gin & Tonic
  • Tequila Sunrise
  • Sex on The Beach
  • Tom Collins
  • Moscow Mule
  • Whiskey Sour
  • Mai Tai
  • Blue Hawaiian
  • Frozen Margaritas $8

Cool off with a frozen delight! Choose from dragon fruit, prickly pear, peach, mango, or strawberry.

  • Premium Margarita $10

Experience the timeless allure of a classic margarita on the rocks.

Cantina Menu

The Cantina is open every Thursday, Friday & Saturday 4p – Midnight

Starters

  • Baja Shrimp Skewer $12

4 grilled shrimp with avocado crema, smoky chipotle cream & fresh pico de gallo served on a flour tortilla

  • Ceviche Tostada $12

Citrus-marinated Gulf shrimp with tomatoes, onions, avocado, jalapeño & cilantro on top of crispy corn tortillas with chipotle crema

  • Nachos $12

Choice of shredded chicken or ground beef, tortilla chips, queso, black beans, onions, jalapenos, guacamole, sour cream & pico de gallo

  • Flautas $13

Deep-fried flour tortillas stuffed with choice of shredded chicken or beef. Served with avocado salsa, chipotle crema, lettuce, queso fresca & pico de gallo

  • Carne Asada Fries $14

Crispy fries topped with carne asada, queso, pico de gallo, guacamole & sour cream

  • Green Chile Strips $10

3 green chile strips battered & fried, served with ranch dressing

  • Chips & Salsa $6

Enjoy our crispy tortilla chips with fresh salsa.
Add Green Chile Queso – $2
Add Chorizo Chili con Queso – $2
Add Guacamole – $2

  • Roasted Red Pepper Hummus $10

Served with pita triangles, carrots & celery

Salads

  • Taco Salad $14

Ground beef, lettuce, tomatoes, black beans, roasted corn, guacamole, sour cream & pico de gallo in a crispy bowl made of flour tortillas

  • Southwestern Salad $12

Spinach & romaine mixed greens with black beans, roasted corn, tomatoes, cucumber, tortilla strips & cilantro ranch dressing
Add grilled chicken – $4
Add carne asada – $4
Add shrimp – $4

New Mexican favorites

Served with mexican rice and choice of black or pinto beans

  • Tamales $13/15

Traditional tamales with red or green chile, lettuce, pico de gallo, & queso fresco
Pork or Chicken • $15
Black Bean & Roasted Corn • $13

  • Chile Rellenos Plate $14

Roasted green chile stuffed with cheese then battered & fried. Covered in cheese & red or green chile, with lettuce & pico de gallo

  • Cantina Combo Plate $16

1 red chile beef enchilada, 1 chicken tinga taco & 1 pork tamale

  • Carne Adovada Plate $15

Slow-roasted red chile pork, served with tortillas, lettuce & pico de gallo

  • Fajitas $17

Choice of Chicken, Steak or Shrimp, served sizzling hot with onions, bell peppers, sour cream & guacamole, salsa & tortillas

  • Enchiladas $12/13

Rolled enchiladas with cheese, red or green chile, lettuce, tomatoes, onion, sour cream & queso fresco
Cheese • $12
Beef or Chicken • $13

  • Quesadillas $10/14

Served with pico de gallo, sour cream & salsa
Carne Asada • $14
Chicken & Green Chile • $14
Cheese • $10

Quesadillas

Served with mexican rice and choice of black or pinto beans

Served with sour cream, guacamole, pico de gallo & a side of rice & beans | Add green chile $2

  • Green Chile Chicken Quesadilla $13

Tasty quesadilla stuffed with green chile chicken, served with sour cream, guacamole, pico de gallo, rice, and pinto beans.

  • Carne Asada Quesadilla $14

Grilled quesadilla filled with carne asada, served with sour cream, guacamole, pico de gallo, rice, and pinto beans.

Tortas

Served with french fries

  • Santa Fe Chicken Torta $13

Savor marinated cilantro garlic grilled chicken breast topped with corn, red and green peppers, onion, black bean relish, and pepper jack cheese, served with fries.

Burritos & Chimichangas

Served with mexican rice and choice of black or pinto beans

  • Beef Chimichanga $16

Shredded seasoned ground beef & Monterey Jack cheese stuffed inside a flour tortilla & fried to a crisp golden brown, with sour cream, lettuce, & pico de gallo

  • Pollo Fundido Chimichanga $16

Shredded seasoned chicken & Monterey Jack cheese stuffed inside a flour tortilla and fried to a crisp golden brown, with jalapeno crema, queso fresco & pico de gallo

  • Mexicali Burrito $14

Choose shredded chicken or ground beef, or carne adovada wrapped in a flour tortilla with green chile, cheese & beans. Topped with lettuce, tomatoes, onions & guacamole, smothered in red or green chile sauce

Tacos Trios

Served with mexican rice and choice of black or pinto beans

  • Birria Beef Tacos $16

Tender beef birria folded into cheesy, crispy corn tortillas, served with a rich, spiced consommé

  • Cantina Taco Flight $16

1 carne asada, 1 chicken tinga & 1 carnitas

  • Carnitas Tacos $14

Onions, cilantro, queso fresco & lime

  • Baja Fish Tacos $14

Fried cod, chipotle crema, shredded cabbage, pickled red onion & lime

  • Chicken Tinga Tacos $14

Served with shredded cheese, pico de gallo, lettuce & lime

  • Carne Asada Tacos $14

Served with queso fresco, cilantro, avocado crema, onions & lime

Basket Meals

Served with fries

  • Fish & Chips $14

Beer-battered cod with tartar sauce & lemon

  • New Mexico Smash Burger $17

½ lb patty, bacon, cheddar, green chile, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle

  • Chicken Tenders $11

Served with ranch dressing

  • Smash Burger $15

½ lb patty, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle

Flatbread Pizza

  • Chicken Fajita Pizza $12

Creamy white cheese sauce, marinated chicken, sautéed bell peppers & onions

  • 505 Pizza $12

Pepperoni, green chile, mozzarella & tomato sauce

  • Cheese Pizza $10

Mozzarella & tomato sauce

Sides

  • Sopaipillas $5
  • 3 Fresh, Homemade Flour Tortillas $4
  • Guacamole $4
  • Sour Cream $2
  • Red or Green Chile Sauce $2
  • Mexican Rice $4
  • Black or Pinto Beans $4
  • French Fries $5

Desserts

  • Key Lime Pie $8
  • Cheesecake $8

Topped with strawberry sauce or New Mexico-inspired red chile chocolate drizzle & topped with candied pecans

  • Churros $8

Served with caramel and chocolate dipping sauces

Specialty Cocktails

  • Frozen Margaritas $8

Cool off with a frozen delight! Choose from dragon fruit, prickly pear, peach, mango, or strawberry.

  • Premium Margarita $10

Experience the timeless allure of a classic margarita on the rocks.

  • Diablo Margarita $10

Ignite your taste buds with a fresh jalapeño-muddled margarita, perfectly rimmed with Tajín.

  • Blue Sky Margarita $11

Dive into a refreshing blend of tequila, triple sec, lime juice, and blue curaçao, elegantly rimmed with blue salt.

  • Quezada-tini $11

Indulge in a creamy fusion of Absolut Vanilla, RumChata, and Amaretto for a truly unique cocktail experience.

  • Adult Caprisun $10

Revisit your childhood with a twist! Enjoy assorted fruit punch mixed with coconut rum, served in a nostalgic juice box pouch.

  • Topo Chico Ranch Water $9

Refresh yourself with a crisp and invigorating blend of Topo Chico mineral water, premium tequila, and a splash of lime.

  • Gomie Paloma $9

Spice up your evening with a zesty pineapple twist on the classic Paloma.

  • New Mexico Sunset $9

Savor the sunset with a delightful mix of tequila, amaretto, peach schnapps, orange juice, and grenadine.

  • Cantina Breeze $9

Feel the tropical breeze with Malibu coconut rum, pineapple juice, and a splash of cranberry.

  • The Lobos $8

Unleash your inner wolf with a bold blend of tequila, cranberry juice, and a hint of lime.

  • Dos to Tango $10

Dance through your night with Dos Hombres mezcal, Cointreau, pineapple, and lime juice.

  • El Bandito $10

Steal away with a daring mix of tequila, Campari, sweet vermouth, grapefruit juice, and a splash of lime.

  • Mezcal Mule $11

Kick back with Dos Hombres mezcal, fresh lime juice, and spicy ginger beer.

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